Pleasure – Reappraised


My grandmother kept an obscure book, that my uncle Arie accidentally read and retold to me when he came across Darah: Hers, coinciding with Jeweira's post on whether women are easier to please in the beds of wealthier men.


A Polynesian man cannot marry until he knows how to please a woman in bed by coming under the tutelage of (and sexually satisfying) an elderly woman (brief and ever politely hinted here).

Now, before you decide on moving to Polynesia, mon cher, think about these issues concerning the health of your hip area and backbone:

1. Older women are, you know, older. And these are Polynesians we're talking about, not Diane Keaton or Julie Andrews. Most of them are (still) animists, and hold pig blood sacred, and ate people sometimes. Need I say more?

2. Older women are so much harder to please than hormone-driven younger ones. It's not just their skin that's weathered to leather, but so have their hearts and minds. You cannot woo – much less sexually arouse – an older woman with the regular junk, but with a lot of sweat. Both in and outside the bedroom.

3. Older women, by chance, could have had other students in their time, and if you've read Marquez or Coelho, you might have noticed how intimidating a woman's experience is for Junior to stand up to. Pun intended.

Generally speaking, happy parents make happy children. Since the duration of an intercourse relies on the duration of penile function, it becomes a serious matter to tackle or at least learn ways to work around it when it's dysfunctional.

How some parents could still manage to "do the deed" while they're pissed with each other is beside the point.

So it's not hard to assume how a generation of unhappy and uptight baby-boomers came after the war, consuming much of civilization's happy buttons with vicious capitalism, communism or Wahhabism. Especially, as quoted here, since a healthy relationships with one consistent partner more important than money.

7 comments:

  1. it all really goes well until you say something like "So it's not hard to assume how a generation of unhappy and uptight baby-boomers came after the war, consuming much of civilization's happy buttons with vicious capitalism, communism or Wahhabism. Especially, as quoted here, since a healthy relationships with one consistent partner more important than money." LOL quit with the teasers :P

    Anyhooo, how you been? try to get online more often so the rest of the world can have a convo with ya!

    other thn tht the polynesian deal really aint all tht scary! in the end you are just picking up on the years of experience :P lol

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  2. I was reluctant about posting this one. Sorry about the teasers.

    I've BEEN online, you're the one whose stat is always AWAY.

    And it's good for you ain't that good for me..uhm..the older women, I'd say!

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  3. D.H. Lawrence was right. Money and technology have made sad monsters of the human race.

    It just goes to show that there's a connection between meaningful sex and adult human fulfillment.

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  4. yah! blame it on technology dudes :P this whole web blogging and laptops and planes make the world unbearable :P lol

    anyhow, you are right... I just leave the account signed in all day, I usually only have time to chat on the weekends... Airbus is a bitch when it comes to requirements, its taking over my life

    "And it's good for you ain't that good for me..uhm..the older women, I'd say!" lol :)

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  5. Its not always the wisest for men, or women to go around picking up 'experience' before getting married.. Two blissful innocents following their hormones has got to make for fireworks!

    Im imagining an untouched virgin girl and an 'experienced' polynesian male.. Many scenarios. One, the male gets bored having to teach all the time, and not getting pleasured like he used to. Two, male ends up getting his kicks elsewhere. Untouched virgin girls better be fast learners.

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  6. Coral,
    Well said, dear. I firmly believe in the same; that the better quality is a person's sexual experiences, the better a life a she probably has.

    Lamya,
    Like what Mehmed has mentioned earlier: QUIT WITH THE TEASERS AND THROW US THE DETAILS!! Who in the world could you be talking about, really? *supersmirk*

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  7. Excellent post with very interesting links

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