Sizes

Got this question from Anon:
Hning, does size really matter? be honest.



Does it matter to you?

I guess to you it does, otherwise you wouldn't be asking me this, would you?

I've never heard this question coming from a size-assured guy, so I'm guessing that your size would fit an average Indonesian's Koteka. Assuming that all Indonesians are small, ya?

Forget that line, I was just being mean. Let's start over…

I've only heard this kind of question come from men. So what is it with guys and sizes anyways? It comes in different forms, but basically it means: "Am I man enough for you?" I bet you wanted to ask this question to every woman who caught your fancy, whether or not you know her last name.

How about this, if you wanna make it all that matters, then it does become all that matters. Because sex, if it's not from the heart, then it's only dependant on the mind: what you think becomes what you are. If you think that you're not big enough and that no woman would last with you for longer than a one night stand, then be it. If sex is the basis of your relationship, then yes, size and longevity and prolonged orgasm and acrobatic performances in bed are all that matters. And you can expect a very steamy, unreliable and untrusting relationship with the very person who lays beside you as you sleep.

My question really, do you really want to know? Do you really want to know if your size is appropriate for a girl's appetite or not?

Or do you have something else to sell?

I'll point out some elephants in the room here. You can't satisfy a woman if your artillery only enlists "extra-size". You know all the cringe-worthy Hollywood crap they show on melodramatic movies about guy-meets-girl? Yeah, you need to be that guy and some MORE. You HAVE TO be sensitive to her needs, her demands, her whines and yelps. In AND out of bed. And it doesn't matter whether you have a mammoth's trunk or a cigarette's butt tuck between your legs; if you really care about your girl, and she cares for you too, and you see kids in your future together, then size is really the last thing you should worry about.

Besides, even Marlboro Man gave up smoking at some point in his life.

12 comments:

  1. I thought thts wht koteka was for?? just pick up a pumpkin of a desired size and shape carve it out a little and walaaa!

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  2. am wondering here,if it doesnt,why do women inflate their tits and round their buttocks? tighten up the pussy and flatten the tummy after labor? why women run after superficiality when they r the messengers of good wills and oh-ho-sex-me-with-ur-big-heart-and-freesize-penis?

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  3. As chris Rock says"you can fuck a woman with a diamond dick and make her cum ten times and she wud still complain, "'why did u make me cum so hard? this dick is cloudy,go to tiffany's or somthing u cheap motherfucker'"

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  4. prob the same reason why dudes hit the gym friday nights before going down town, buy nice cars, try so hard to get the perfect body and show of their washboard abs and talk about their possessions , choose women that have the perfect body with the inflated tits, rounder buttocks tighter pussies and flatter tummies. just maybe! I dunno...

    ps: stereotypes go both ways dude! it just might be simple demand and supply thing.

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  5. it always was both sided,its an instinct and a part of human psychological architecture, humans always fascinated by who got the finest of all,they r perfection whores,its the reason why life styles evolve.

    i wasnt being sexist,its just that sometime we forget our perpetual thirst for the bigger and better.

    The Anonymous.

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  6. Dude, a woman can still love and make love in the absence of a masculine penile member. Ever heard of Lesbians?

    And, no, the perpetual thirst is not an excuse for greed to be set unleashed. And the human psychological architecture is far more evolved than just to aim for perfection. People don't become self-destructive just because they think it's better. People don't abstain from food and sex just because they think it's cool.

    People get what they seek. You want a woman to judge you for your dick or wallet, you'll inflate for her. You want a woman to judge you for your heart and freesize penis, you will find a woman whose heart is big enough to see through your flaws and adore you as you are.

    And the same thing goes for the girls too.

    Because we're grown-ups, and we sleep in our own beds. Quit whining.

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  7. WORD!

    btw, anonymous, why so insecure?? you know the P*rn isn't necessarily setting the standards!

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  8. lovely!
    wasnt whining or insecure,just provoking my favorite blogger!

    every action got a reaction,in my case,i like to put extra acid!

    The Anonymous "hninger"
    .

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  9. Anon, you big JURK!!
    *target practicing at you rice cooker, fridge, stove and whatnot from the kitchen*

    But thank you.
    *blush*

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  10. a jurk that makes u write is a jurk to admire.
    ya know?

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  11. I've just discovered your blog and I love it, very musing!!!
    This post is a hip :)
    I DO AGREE that men ask few stupid questions, yet women can get even more ridiculous while asking: do I look fat, or do you love me every 5min. No one's perfect :p

    regards
    Amina

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  12. Right here I'm a blogger, so personally I never ask anyone if I look fat and if I'm loved. I know for fact that I'm both!!

    What I do secretly obsess about as a blogger, is am I good at blogging?

    Your presence and comment here just stopped me from posting that dreaded question all over again. You've soothed my obsession.

    *Hning lays back and is burping with contentment*

    Welcome to my ramblings, Sis.

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