I pressed my palm on a new boob today. I did it in a simple flowing gesture. For a brief, sizing, moment.

The boob owner couldn’t swallow the gesture, so she just kept talking away.


When I told the husband about it, he guessed correctly, “small boob?”


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After looking at a Bang-Olufsen Catalogue, I asked the husband "What kind of job would make a person have everything in this life?"

Husband said, "Drug dealing, corruption, money laundering, withholding zakah, Jewish-style business making, to name a few."

I said, "So the question to that question is actually, do you really WANT everything in this life?"